If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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Lalalallalalalallalalalalallaa

mermaidscum:

dragonsroar:

ok who the hell looked at this creature and went

“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes

and make it the fastest thing on the planet”