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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

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makeityourss asked: bitch yeah you do

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Can I get a big

FUCK EVERYTHING

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hy00men asked: < 3

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dutchkid2012 asked: go to bed sage smdh

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hy00men asked: meow.

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Anonymous asked: hello sa u ge. guess who this is.

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me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a boyfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they